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Buenos días, mi amigo Guevara.

 All right, if you need a consultation, what to present to your new girlfriend (and if you imagined, that I`m absolutely not jealous), OK, I can try to help you. The main is to understand, what your girlfriend likes to do. Or what is her hobby. For instance, if she is a street racer, present her Ferrari or sport Porsche. If she likes to sail, the best present will be a caravel or a brigantine.  If she prefers to pilot a plane, immediately run to buy Cessna, right now. If her passion is to pilot spaceships, I can give you contacts of one fellow, who will  sell you space shuttle at a very low price. So you understood everything, didn`t you? But if she has nо hobby, it is a problem. I even don`t know what to advise you in this case. Though… I think, jewels are suitable to any woman. In unlimited quantity.